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I’m looking for an apartment right now– always scary. But this is super weird…

About me and my place

I am an easy going, respectful, good-natured 36 year old man with a room available for a down-to-earth, laid-back female that isn’t uptight about nudity. The reason I am looking for a roommate is because I am an entrepreneur that just started a new business and funds are a little tighter now. Being this is the Internet and there are all sorts of people in cyberspace, just to ease your mind, I feel I should assure you that I am: • NOT a creepy 50 year old man pretending to be 36 • NOT desperate to see a naked woman • NOT going to make any unwanted advances or act inappropriately I simply like being able to be naked in my home sometimes (especially on a hot summer day) because it’s more comfortable than having clothes on all the time… and I sleep naked and don’t want to have to cover up if I get up to go to the bathroom at night (or to the kitchen to get a glass of water). The available bedroom is a bit small, but it has a brand new full size bed and a closet. The living room is nice and comfortable, the full kitchen has a gas stove, and the bathroom has a tub.

I get up 8am – 10am.I go to bed after 2am.I eat almost anything.My level of cleanliness is best described as average.I never have overnight guests.I party weekends.

I live in a 1 person male only household. Age 35 – 35. My work schedule is best described as “mixed”. My professional occupation is other. I do not have any pets.

The apartment building (10+ units) is located at Upper East Side. The residence features air conditioning, wood floors. Your room is furnished. It features phone jack, furnished, cable tv jack, private closet. Fees: to move in – 0.00, parking – $0.00. Total cost of utilities – $0.00.

I am looking for

I would like to find a female that feels the same way I do, but I will consider a female that prefers to be covered up most (or, possibly all) of the time, if we have a good vibe. This is a great opportunity for an easy-going , open-minded female that is looking for an affordable place with a really cool roommate. • ALL UTILITIES INCLUDED • NO LEASE • NO CREDIT CHECK • NO SECURITY DEPOSIT OR LAST MONTH’S RENT • JUST MOVE IN! Age/race/looks/size are unimportant to me… I just want to find a trustworthy female with a nice personality that will be a good roommate. Looking forward to hearing from you…

My roommate preferences

I am looking for roommates between the ages of 18 and 55. I don’t mind if my roommates smoke. I don’t mind if my roommates have a pet dog, a pet cat.